Monday, June 18, 2007

The Skinny Bitches Are Coming!



Since I only date Skinny Bitches, I wanted to give a big thank you to Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin for writing the new diet book, Skinny Bitch, which promotes a vegan diet. This is just the thing to buy for any female in your life... if all goes according to plan, we'll be seeing a bunch of newly converted vegan skinny bitches running around in a city near you.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Cognitive Dissonance

A great friend of mine has decided to "experiment" with being vegetarian for a month to see if he'll experience any health benefits. While this was not my primary reason for a vegan diet, it is surely a reason for many. There a bountiful health benefits inclusing drasitc reduction in cancer and heart disease. I wanted to post a link to a great article written by David Yount, entitled Eight Arguments in Favor of Eating Meat and Objections Thereto -- Before you read it, think up YOUR best rationale for eating meat (if you still do that is), and then have at it. Here is what he covers, see if your argument doesn't fall into one of these categories:

1. The Bible Argument: “The Bible says we shall have dominion over the animals and I take that to mean that we can eat meat and use animals however we want. Therefore, we can eat meat.”

2. The Tradition Argument:“I’ve been brought up eating meat and never questioned it. Our culture accepts eating meat as well. Therefore, I should be able to eat meat.”

3. The Taste Argument:“I love the way meat tastes. I won’t deprive myself of this. Therefore, I should be able to eat meat.”

4. The Teeth Argument: “Our teeth are made for eating meat. All animals that have teeth like ours eat meat. So we should be able to eat meat.”

5. The Nutrition Argument:“We need the protein that is provided in meat. Therefore, we should be able to eat meat.”

6. The Darwinian/Machiavellian Argument: “The process of evolution has placed humans, the stronger, in a position to be able to use the weaker (non-human animals) for our eating and other pleasures. Other animals besides us eat meat (i.e., other animals) – are they immoral? E.g., if the lion eats the zebra, that isn’t morally wrong. So it’s a natural instinct we have to eat meat. Therefore, we should be able to eat meat.”

7. The A-moral Beings Argument: “Non-human animals are a-moral beings. Non-human animals cannot question their actions like humans can, and this is what makes humans special. If beings cannot question how they live, then they have no intrinsic worth or rights. Therefore, we should be able to eat meat.”

8. The Intelligence/Rationality Argument:“Humans are more intelligent and more rational than non-humans. These characteristics give us the right or opportunity to be able to use non-humans for food. Therefore, we should be able to eat meat.”

Of course, he brilliantly and simply refutes every single one of the above. The result, for the average meat eater -- is that they end up agreeing "technically" or "philosophically" they shouldn't eat meat, but then continue to do so because the addiction is too strong.

http://www.mc.maricopa.edu/~yount/text/meatarg.html


It's important to point out that much of this holds true for the poultry and dairy industry as well, as animals are torture and killed in the production of milk and eggs.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Holy (Mind) Fuck.

This week I was reading on Wired.com about the rising problem of degree mills issuing fake credentials to folks. This practice is almost as frightening as actual universities such as Liberty University, which require faculty to sign a "declaration of faith". The "declaration" includes such intellectual gems from christian mythology as
"Angels were created as ministering agents, though some, under the leadership of Satan,
fell from their sinless state to become agents of evil."

"The universe was created in six historical days ..."

"Human beings were directly created, not evolved..."
Check out the full, actual application for employment. The "doctrinal statement" on page four is where it really starts to get good:
http://www.liberty.edu/media/1312/applications/FacultyApp-0503.pdf

It would be amazing if we could draft similar declarations for state institutions, such as:
"We affirm to dispel all irrational belief, primarily, any belief that is not grounded in verifiable reality."
Why is "faith" the one area of our society where you can be a completely illogical buffoon and people will continue to "respect your beliefs"? Religion has one function, to preserve and further exaggerate social caste systems.