Floods are judgment on society, say bishops

Just in time for the release of Evan Almighty, amateur climatologist Graham Dow, who also moonlights as "Bishop" of the Catholic Church of England announces "Pro-gay laws were to blame for the floods," and "This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way. We are reaping the consequences of our moral degradation, as well as the environmental damage that we have caused."

Taking a page from Cortez, the Bishop is trying to co-opt natural phenomenon to sway the behavior of the people.

To be sure not to deviat from the blatant hypocryse of christian mythology in general, he continues "In the Bible, institutional power is referred to as 'the beast', which sets itself up to control people and their morals. Our government has been playing the role of God in saying that people are free to act as they want..."

Somehow the "institutional power" of the Church avoids being labeled as "the beast" when it attempts to control the people and their morals.

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Floods are judgment on society, say bishops